#juniper arc

[arc-misadventures]

Shark Onesie

Weiss thinks, Jaune's bunny onesie is the stupidest thing she's ever seen. So, to prove the superiority of the onesie, Jaune got, Weiss a shark onesie as a gift.

Jaune will grow to slightly regrets his decision.

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Jaune: Weiss, please take it off.

Weiss: Never!

Jaune: Weiss come on.

Weiss: No!

Jaune: Come on, please, Weiss?

Weiss: I said no!

Jaune: Take off the onesie!

Weiss: Never!

Jaune: Weiss, it's our wedding day! Please take off the onesie, and put on your wedding dress already!

Weiss: This is my wedding dress!

Jaune: THE FUCK IS NOT?!!

~~~

Juniper: I expected some prewedding problems, which is natural.

Willow: Oh, but of course.

Juniper: But, I was expecting a, Grimm attack, or a vengeful ex lover.

Willow: As did I.

Juniper: Not that the bride went down the aisle wearing her wedding dress over her shark onesie…

Willow: Neither did I, but I must say, she looks absolutely beautiful in it~!

Juniper: She looks divine~!

~~~

Jaune: ...

Weiss: Well~?

Jaune: Okay, you win. You look cute wearing your wedding dress, and your onesie on.

Weiss: Thank you~!

Jaune: It better come off in the bedroom.

Weiss: No promises.

Jaune: Looks like I'm going hunting for sharks then.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Y-You're going to do what...?

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Saphron , terra , adrian and mama arcs reaction to rusted knight jaune

Saphron: Jaune! *Look at Jaune in shock* How did you get so old!?

Jaune: Good to see you too, sis. *With a solemn smile and shell-shocked gaze*

X—xx—X

Terra: Oh my goodness....

Jaune: You've noticed a few changes. *Stare at his sister-in-love with hollow-eyed gaze*

X—xx—X

Adrian: U-Uncle...?

Jaune: Hey, little man. It me. Your uncle who been gone for a while.

X—xx—X

Juniper: My poor sweet boy. What happen to you?

Jaune: Where do I even begin with that question?

X—xx—X

[cowcowwow]

Slumber 💜

[argentarachnids]

I'm still waiting for Juniper to say something.

[brokentrafficknight]

Wolf Faunus Ruby instantly recognizes Jaune in the Ever After because of his smell, and she LIKES what she sees.

[kiyomides]

The result of today's stream ~

They're so sweet qwq

[pilot-boi]

I still love this big baby 🥺

[howi99]

Truly, a follow up of a kind.

RK: *looking inside his empty wallet* Shit.

Kid Cinder: *sigh* No money?

RK: *closing his wallet and putting it back in his armor* It was already a miracle i still had enough for the transport. The price sur did inflate in 10 years... *Side eying Cinder*

Cinder: ... What?

RK: *shaking his head* Nothing, was just reminded of why it was so pricey in the day. *Sigh* I guess i should get a job or something. Or we might just starve and freeze to death like idiots.

Cinder: ... *Sheepishly looking away*

RK: ... Cinder?

Cinder: *slightly blushing* W-well, i know you said i shouldn't steal and all...

RK: *sigh* Cinder...

Cinder: B-but i had... "Borrowed" some money from the madame. Little by little.

RK: So you stole from her.

Cinder: *flustered* Can you blame me!? It's not like she was going to give me a salary!

RK: ... I guess not. *Sigh* Fine, how much do we have then.

Cinder: ... *Whispering* 3000 lien...

RK: ...

Cinder: ...

RK: ... Cinder, that's enough for a car.

Cinder: *a little upset* Do you want the money or not?!

RK: Fine, fine. *Sigh* at least you didn't take everything in one go.

Cinder: Oh, speaking of car, what are you planning to do with Juniper?

RK: ... What does it have to do with Juniper?

Cinder: She's your vehicle, yes?

RK: *looking at Juniper who is lazily sleeping next to them* That's a bit derogatory, but i see what you mean... I'll be honest, i don't really know. It's not like there was a Jackalope ranch somewhere, right? And even then, i wouldn't part away from her.

Cinder: Then what about now? Where are we going?

RK: Probably mistral? It's a den of criminal and i kinda have to stop a coward from killing a bunch of people.

Cinder: *eyes shining* Oh! Like in your adventures! The one against the corrupted king!

RK: ... Lewis really wrote my entire life in books, uh?

Cinder: *point to the bookstore* They even made comics!

[arc-misadventures]

The Dragon Goddess

Weiss: I am the, God Dragon, Weiss Schnee. The Dragon Goddess of the Winter. Tell me foolish little mortal boy; What brings a child to my domain?

The Dragon Goddess, appearing no bigger then a normal human stared down at a four year old boy armed with a wooden sword.

: I am Jaune Arc! The Hero, and I... and, I am here to slay you! Ahhhhhhhhh!

Weiss saw the young boy charge at him, she raised an inquisitive eyebrow as she watch him charged her as he drew closer, preparing to land a, ‘killing blow.’

Jaune: Ooph!

That was until, Weiss saw the you boy trip, and fall on his face. She was about to rush over, and pick the boy back up, but he quickly got back up on his feet, and charged, her once more.

Jaune: Yaaaaa-AH! ("Bonk!")

Weiss stared at the boy as his wooden sword harmlessly bounced off her leg. She stared at the boy for a moment before she collpased to her knees, and cupped her head in her hands, and squealed, saying.

Weiss: THAT'S THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN~!

The Dragon Goddess soon keeled over, and huddled up into the fettle position, and stared cry from cuteness overloaded.

Weiss: Soooo... precious...!

(Thud!)

Jaune: I have done it! I have defeated the evil dragon, I am a hero! Hahahaha!

: What the…?! What’s going on here?!

~~~

Juniper: Okay let me get this straight... My son 'attacked' the, Dragon Goddess of the Winter, Weiss Schnee. And, she found his attempt to 'slay' the 'evil dragon' so cute, that she wants to… marry my son. And if we do this, you, the Godly Dragons will accept this as an apology from the humans to dare ‘attack’ a Godly Dragon. Am I getting this right, cause this is just crazy.

Willow: More, or less. My daughter wants your son… apparently she wants to marry him… something about never losing this cute boy. Honestly, I’m her mother, and I’m just as lost as you are.

Juniper: Okay...?

Juniper: There are many things I’m concerned about. More things I’m thoroughly confused about. But, as a mother I must ask: If I accept this deal, is there the possibility of grandchildren at the end of it all?

Willow: There sure as hell better be!

Juniper: Alright then, Mrs. Schnee, you have yourself a deal!

~~~

Years Later

~~~

Yang: Wait… your mom sold you to a dragon god for grandchildren?!

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Yang: And, you’re okay with this?

Jaune: Well… Have you met my wife, and our darling kids? Cause, arranged marriage, and all; it was pretty worth it to me.

Yang turns to see, Weiss playing with her golden platinum blond hair children. She watched as, Weiss playfully chased her children, catching one, and tormenting it to a barrage of kisses, before letting them get away, before chasing her next victim. She smiled as this continued, before she turned back to, Jaune, and said.

Yang: Damn, can’t argue against that.

Jaune: Neither can I.

[madmanwonder]

Ask

What was the first impression Bleiss, Ying and Taupe gave to Jaune's mother? Did they impress her enough to get her seal of approval in dating her son?

Let say that Bleiss, Ying, and Taupe gave the best worst first impression to Juniper and Jaune have some explaining to do about his current suitors...and whether or not they will gave her grandchildren in the future.

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Original Male Crossover Stud Mundane AU

Is it true that Mama Arc and Papa Arc haa suggested Yor and Loid for a partner swap for one night? Did they agree to it or not? If then did then how did it go?

Yor and Loid initially turned down the offer for the partner swapping out of embarrassment. But the thought of sleeping with them stay with them for a while until they asked if the offer was valid for them.

[drenosa]

Jaune & Juniper on regular lazy day:

Jaune: *Relaxing on a hill in a pleasant meadow*

Juniper: *Approaches him before letting herself flop down with a thud*

Jaune: Hey girl. Have you been enjoying yourself?

Juniper: *Let's out a long breath of contentment as she stretches her limbs*

~~~~~~~~~~

Jaune introduces Juniper to his girlfriend Velvet:

Jaune: Now, just so you know, she can be a bit shy when meeting new people. Just take it easy and it'll all work out just fine.

Velvet: I somehow feel like this isn't the first time you said that.

Jaune: *Has said the exact same thing to Juniper just before bringing Velvet over* No idea what you mean. But for real, she'll like you. I'm sure of that.

Velvet: *Sees the big fluff that is Jaune's Jackalope* I... take it that's her.

Jaune: It's her. Juniper! Come here and introduce yourself!

Juniper: *Lumbers over cautiously, sniffing carefully, let's out a huff before flopping over with a hefty thud*

Jaune: She likes you! Man, and here I was worrying for nothing. Right, I'm gonna go get the picnic basket. It's a nice day to just do nothing in the pleasant sun. *Trods off with a big smile*

Velvet: *Has been standing rigidly still since Juniper looked her over, now locked in a staring contest* I might not be your buddy, but if you think you're above me, I'll remind you that I am still a very kickass Huntress.

Juniper: *Stares in derogatory from her position on the ground, huffing in contempt*

**Fun Fact! Whilst the so-called "Bunny Flop" is a sign that a rabbit is feeling incredibly comfortable and safe, it does actually have contextual differences. A rabbit might "flop" next to another rabbit not out of a sense of safety, but to say something like "you're not important" or "you're not a threat at all"

[10gallon]

Alright so, I noticed something...

Thoughts?

[deuyr4]

jaune offfffff arc.

[spahhzy]

Jaune: Don't worry, Juniper. I'm gonna take care of you, cause I know one day you'll do the same for me.

*the fuuuutureee*

Doctor: Im sorry, your dad here doesn't have any insurance *points to old man Jaune*

Juniper, using her ear, tosses money at the doctor.

Juniper: 🐇(I don't care how much it costs just make him well again!)

Jaune: Thank you, Juni.

[brokentrafficknight]

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