#juniper arc

[quattro-bacheema]

Trouble in the Arc-Schnee household

Willow: I already promised that I'd babysit the twins today!

Juniper: You've babysat the twins for two weeks in a row now! It's my turn to spoil the babies!

Willow: Then you should've made the arrangements before I did!

Juniper: How am I supposed to do that when you live in the same house as them!

*meanwhile, off to the side*

Jaune: *holding Whisper* Do you think we should... try to mediate or something?

Weiss: *holding and playing with Wirbel* And get caught in the crossfire?

Jaune: ...fair point.

[arc-misadventures]

Shark Onesie

Weiss thinks, Jaune's bunny onesie is the stupidest thing she's ever seen. So, to prove the superiority of the onesie, Jaune got, Weiss a shark onesie as a gift.

Jaune will grow to slightly regrets his decision.

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Jaune: Weiss, please take it off.

Weiss: Never!

Jaune: Weiss come on.

Weiss: No!

Jaune: Come on, please, Weiss?

Weiss: I said no!

Jaune: Take off the onesie!

Weiss: Never!

Jaune: Weiss, it's our wedding day! Please take off the onesie, and put on your wedding dress already!

Weiss: This is my wedding dress!

Jaune: THE FUCK IS NOT?!!

~~~

Juniper: I expected some prewedding problems, which is natural.

Willow: Oh, but of course.

Juniper: But, I was expecting a, Grimm attack, or a vengeful ex lover.

Willow: As did I.

Juniper: Not that the bride went down the aisle wearing her wedding dress over her shark onesie…

Willow: Neither did I, but I must say, she looks absolutely beautiful in it~!

Juniper: She looks divine~!

~~~

Jaune: ...

Weiss: Well~?

Jaune: Okay, you win. You look cute wearing your wedding dress, and your onesie on.

Weiss: Thank you~!

Jaune: It better come off in the bedroom.

Weiss: No promises.

Jaune: Looks like I'm going hunting for sharks then.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Y-You're going to do what...?

[soundkiller0017]

Responding to @arkosfan about this poat

Mama Arc: Oh! Miss Belladoona. I asurre you that my babies (reffering to the Rabbits) are well paid and rested. And they are no are not slaved like Jaquess does.

Weiss: Wait. You know my dad?

Mama Arc: Ofcourse dear. And yes, I hate that mother fucker. Your mother where best friends back in Atlas Academy, in fact my father was best of best with your grandpa.

Weiss: Aunt Juni!?

Juniper Arc: Yes my dear!

Weiss: So June is Jaune!?

Jaune: Snowflake!?

Pyrrha: What is happening?

Juniper: Weiss and Jaune were best friends when they kids. They go to every where together. In fact, they even sleep in the same bed when they where 5. But, after Big Nick's death. Jaquess cut off all ties with us. So Jaune and Weiss didn't see each other until Beacon.

Nora: Why did Weisscream called fearless leader June?

Juniper: Oh! My girls and Winter, Weiss older sister, liked to use my baby boy as a dress up doll. So when Jaune and Weiss meet, Weiss couldn't pronuce well Jaune's name, plus Jaune looked like a girl.

Jaune: MOM!

Juniper: Well, is good that you are here, because, I need to anounce something.

Jaune: What it is mom?

Juniper: Well, that was that you and Weiss, are set marry in a near future!

JWP: WHAT!!!!!!

Pyrrha faints to the floor.

Nora: Renny! Pyr Pyr just fainted!

To be continue

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Saphron , terra , adrian and mama arcs reaction to rusted knight jaune

Saphron: Jaune! *Look at Jaune in shock* How did you get so old!?

Jaune: Good to see you too, sis. *With a solemn smile and shell-shocked gaze*

X—xx—X

Terra: Oh my goodness....

Jaune: You've noticed a few changes. *Stare at his sister-in-love with hollow-eyed gaze*

X—xx—X

Adrian: U-Uncle...?

Jaune: Hey, little man. It me. Your uncle who been gone for a while.

X—xx—X

Juniper: My poor sweet boy. What happen to you?

Jaune: Where do I even begin with that question?

X—xx—X

[cowcowwow]

Slumber 💜

[argentarachnids]

I'm still waiting for Juniper to say something.

[howlingday]

Jaune: Huh... This helmet looks different... (Puts on winged helmet)

???: It looks good on you.

Jaune: (Whirls) Who said that?!

Juniper: Oh! Did you understand me?

Jaune: Wait, does this... Does this helmet let us talk to each other?

Juniper: It does. Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Queen Bounds of the Lagomorphian Empire. It is a pleasure to meet you, Jaune Arc of Remnant, and I thank you for saving me.

Jaune: Oh, it's no problem! And... Sorry for naming you Juniper and calling you that all the time.

Juniper: I am not opposed to being called Juniper. It feels... nice.

Jaune: (Making rabbit noises)

Juniper: (Making rabbit noises)

Weiss: (Watching all of this just... happen, Looks over to rest of her team who shrug) What the fuck...?

[arc-misadventures]

The Dragon Goddess

Weiss: I am the, God Dragon, Weiss Schnee. The Dragon Goddess of the Winter. Tell me foolish little mortal boy; What brings a child to my domain?

The Dragon Goddess, appearing no bigger then a normal human stared down at a four year old boy armed with a wooden sword.

: I am Jaune Arc! The Hero, and I... and, I am here to slay you! Ahhhhhhhhh!

Weiss saw the young boy charge at him, she raised an inquisitive eyebrow as she watch him charged her as he drew closer, preparing to land a, ‘killing blow.’

Jaune: Ooph!

That was until, Weiss saw the you boy trip, and fall on his face. She was about to rush over, and pick the boy back up, but he quickly got back up on his feet, and charged, her once more.

Jaune: Yaaaaa-AH! ("Bonk!")

Weiss stared at the boy as his wooden sword harmlessly bounced off her leg. She stared at the boy for a moment before she collpased to her knees, and cupped her head in her hands, and squealed, saying.

Weiss: THAT'S THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN~!

The Dragon Goddess soon keeled over, and huddled up into the fettle position, and stared cry from cuteness overloaded.

Weiss: Soooo... precious...!

(Thud!)

Jaune: I have done it! I have defeated the evil dragon, I am a hero! Hahahaha!

: What the…?! What’s going on here?!

~~~

Juniper: Okay let me get this straight... My son 'attacked' the, Dragon Goddess of the Winter, Weiss Schnee. And, she found his attempt to 'slay' the 'evil dragon' so cute, that she wants to… marry my son. And if we do this, you, the Godly Dragons will accept this as an apology from the humans to dare ‘attack’ a Godly Dragon. Am I getting this right, cause this is just crazy.

Willow: More, or less. My daughter wants your son… apparently she wants to marry him… something about never losing this cute boy. Honestly, I’m her mother, and I’m just as lost as you are.

Juniper: Okay...?

Juniper: There are many things I’m concerned about. More things I’m thoroughly confused about. But, as a mother I must ask: If I accept this deal, is there the possibility of grandchildren at the end of it all?

Willow: There sure as hell better be!

Juniper: Alright then, Mrs. Schnee, you have yourself a deal!

~~~

Years Later

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Yang: Wait… your mom sold you to a dragon god for grandchildren?!

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Yang: And, you’re okay with this?

Jaune: Well… Have you met my wife, and our darling kids? Cause, arranged marriage, and all; it was pretty worth it to me.

Yang turns to see, Weiss playing with her golden platinum blond hair children. She watched as, Weiss playfully chased her children, catching one, and tormenting it to a barrage of kisses, before letting them get away, before chasing her next victim. She smiled as this continued, before she turned back to, Jaune, and said.

Yang: Damn, can’t argue against that.

Jaune: Neither can I.

[kiyomides]

The result of today's stream ~

They're so sweet qwq

[soundkiller0017]

Weiss: I would love too.

Later in the Arc household

Jaune: So Weiss and I are childhood friends, and that we are in arrange marriege with each other!?

Juniper Arc: Yes. You both where really close whrn both were 5.

Jaune: Wait! Weiss was snowflake!?

Weiss: And Jaune was June!?

Willow: Yes. I also agree the arrange marriege after ssen how close where the both of you. And that Jaquess (that piece of shit) didn't arrenge a marriege with some Atlas bratt.

jaune arc: i want you to meet my parents....

jaune arc: as my girlfriend

jaune arc: so.... what do you say?

[madmanwonder]

Ask

What was the first impression Bleiss, Ying and Taupe gave to Jaune's mother? Did they impress her enough to get her seal of approval in dating her son?

Let say that Bleiss, Ying, and Taupe gave the best worst first impression to Juniper and Jaune have some explaining to do about his current suitors...and whether or not they will gave her grandchildren in the future.

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Original Male Crossover Stud Mundane AU

Is it true that Mama Arc and Papa Arc haa suggested Yor and Loid for a partner swap for one night? Did they agree to it or not? If then did then how did it go?

Yor and Loid initially turned down the offer for the partner swapping out of embarrassment. But the thought of sleeping with them stay with them for a while until they asked if the offer was valid for them.

[howi99]

Truly, a follow up of a kind.

RK: *looking inside his empty wallet* Shit.

Kid Cinder: *sigh* No money?

RK: *closing his wallet and putting it back in his armor* It was already a miracle i still had enough for the transport. The price sur did inflate in 10 years... *Side eying Cinder*

Cinder: ... What?

RK: *shaking his head* Nothing, was just reminded of why it was so pricey in the day. *Sigh* I guess i should get a job or something. Or we might just starve and freeze to death like idiots.

Cinder: ... *Sheepishly looking away*

RK: ... Cinder?

Cinder: *slightly blushing* W-well, i know you said i shouldn't steal and all...

RK: *sigh* Cinder...

Cinder: B-but i had... "Borrowed" some money from the madame. Little by little.

RK: So you stole from her.

Cinder: *flustered* Can you blame me!? It's not like she was going to give me a salary!

RK: ... I guess not. *Sigh* Fine, how much do we have then.

Cinder: ... *Whispering* 3000 lien...

RK: ...

Cinder: ...

RK: ... Cinder, that's enough for a car.

Cinder: *a little upset* Do you want the money or not?!

RK: Fine, fine. *Sigh* at least you didn't take everything in one go.

Cinder: Oh, speaking of car, what are you planning to do with Juniper?

RK: ... What does it have to do with Juniper?

Cinder: She's your vehicle, yes?

RK: *looking at Juniper who is lazily sleeping next to them* That's a bit derogatory, but i see what you mean... I'll be honest, i don't really know. It's not like there was a Jackalope ranch somewhere, right? And even then, i wouldn't part away from her.

Cinder: Then what about now? Where are we going?

RK: Probably mistral? It's a den of criminal and i kinda have to stop a coward from killing a bunch of people.

Cinder: *eyes shining* Oh! Like in your adventures! The one against the corrupted king!

RK: ... Lewis really wrote my entire life in books, uh?

Cinder: *point to the bookstore* They even made comics!

[brokentrafficknight]

Wolf Faunus Ruby instantly recognizes Jaune in the Ever After because of his smell, and she LIKES what she sees.

[deuyr4]

let time be the witness, the riot, the rain

[pilot-boi]

I still love this big baby 🥺